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About my Friend Athasha Quinn Wong

Athasha Quinn Wong is a very brave girl. She openly told the whole world her 4-letter Myer-Briggs assessment of her personality type which exposes her traits, strengths and weaknesses potentially hurting her career when employers google her up and look out that she has serious serious shortcomings and weaknesses which are detrimental to any corporation.

Dear Biased Employers and BOSSES.

Here she is, Athasha

Athasha Quinn Wong – Penang, Malaysia

This is Athasha’s real world dilemma as posted on my Facebook page – Legit. One time I was considered an “Adventurer” (ISFJ), and recently I’ve become an “Architect” (INTJ) and I tried google-ing this shit and it still makes no sense ._.

ISFJ means an individual is an Introverted Sensing Feeling Judgemental person. And the dominant forces are ISFJ (She is like Queen Elizabeth II and Beyonce)

Athasha later claimed to be INTJ which means Introverted Intuitive Thinker Judgemental person. And the dominant forces (traits) of a INTJ (Christopher Nolan or Elon Musk)

Yes, it is true that we can either be mis-typed by a survey or questionaire conducted long time ago. Yes it also means that our personalities can shift over time. But Philip is an ENFP 12 years ago, 10 years ago, 5 years ago and 1 year ago. As a matter of fact, if I took a test today I will still be an ENFP (NeFi traits) today. Why? Because I know how to cheat the test to suit the analysis. OK, I have matured so advanced that I can cheat the personality test. I know which answers to tick so that the computer can tell me I am an ENFP. Not because I love cheating the test, but because it is fucking true. I am an ENFP and nothing can change that.

Athasha is supportive, reliable and patient, imaginative and observant, enthusiastic, loyal and hard-working, good practical skills if she is “typed” as an ISFJ

On the flipside (SOMEDAY – good song). ISFJ weaknesses are: Humble and Shy, Takes things too personally, Repress their feelings, overload themselves, reluctant to change, too altruistic (warm person and does not want to burden others by accepting their offers of help while their troubles mount unassisted). Sad.

Athasha is the Protector. She is driven by her personal values and are conscientious in their behavior. She wants to work hard, get along with others and make sure (her friends) do what is expected of them. Athasha value relationships highly and strive to cooperate and maintain harmony with other. Athasha wants stability and longevity in her relationships and tend to maintain a deep deep devotion to family. They feel connected with people they know they can rely upon over the long term.

ISFJ emphasize loyalty, consideration and the common welfare. She is also known as the Nurturer. She takes things in a literal concrete fashion. Athasha’s secondary mode (2nd choice superpowers) is external where she deals with things according to how she feels about them or how they fit into her personal value system. Athasha feels a strong sense of responsibility and duty. They take responsibilites very seriously and be counted on to follow through. ISFJ need positive feedback from other and in the absence of positive feedback or in the face of criticism, ISFJ gets discouraged and may even become depressed.

At a certain point in her life, Athasha is an INTJ. The traits of an INTJ are quick, imaginative and strategic mind, high self confidence, independent and decisive. Hardworking and determined, open-minded, jack of all trades. Her weaknesses are: Arrogant, Judgemental, Overly analytical, loathe highly structured environment (blindly following rules and precedents without understanding them is distateful to Athasha) and clueless in romance.

Athasha being an INTJ is quick, imaginative and strategic. She is very confident and trust their rationalism above all else when coming to a conclusion. Athasha is independent and decisive. Athasha is hard-working and determined and open-minded. She is a JACK of all trades.

If you have been reading all that shit above, you’re wondering to yourself. Philip must be high on drugs. He has repeated qualities of the same trait twice. Many times. He keep ranting on about hardworking, loyal, etc. etc.

WHY?

WHY?

WHY THEN does Athasha have overlapping traits and qualities in her PERSONALITY profile as described by Myer-Briggs using Carl Jung’s Psychology work in the 1800s? Why then does this mother in law- daughter combination is able to predict accurately who an individual living in 2019 is? Athasha is unique, she is special but why does this 16-unit combo personality test accurately describe her?

Ok.

Breathe.

OK?

Right.

Here’s why. Because it is fucking true and accurate. This prediction made 300 years ago is very accurate about what and who Athasha is.

Athasha is a master mind. She thinks 2 steps ahead of you and probably will pawn you in a blink of an eye. Her chess moves are not only legendary but she can pre-empt and predict your next move even before you are conceived (no, that’s not a grammatical nor syntax error my dear, I really mean that ATHASHA has the super-powers of pre-empting your next move even before you were born).

Impossible? Try her. Try her, test her and experience her wrath, motherfucker.

INFJ vs ISFJ – 4 Ways to Tell the Difference

Ok back to Athasha’s story.

I know Athasha personality – so that means my prediction is not exactly a prediction. However, what this article is is a confirmation of who Athasha is.

Athasha is quick. She is witty and funny. She is very confident and trust rationalism. I hope I can reveal some personal truths of her life here. And if you feel offended or need for PRIVACY, please ping me and I’ll get the below prediction removed:

  1. Athasha is loyal. She hates backstabbers who talk bad behind her. Athasha is good at cursing people too. She’s thinking right now: FUCK YOU, philip khor.
  2. Athasha is open minded. Her beliefs changes all the time based on new evidences. If you can prove to her that the world is indeed flat, then Athasha will likely believe you.
  3. Athasha values hardwork. That means she thinks hardwork is the way to success, contravery to how Philip Khor thinks – that luck is important to success. See the difference now? Read my previous article on why I think luck plays an important role in determining success and buy Athasha Quinn Wong a coffee and ask her why she thinks that HARDWORK is the key to success. We are different. We think differently. But we are neither right or wrong in both cases (although deep down in Philip Khor’s heart I think that I am right – that LUCK is more important than HARDWORK)
  4. Athasha is humble and shy. True
  5. Athasha is the protector of her family. True.
  6. Athasha is imaginative and observant. True.
  7. Athasha is reluctant too change, altruistic. True.
  8. Athasha wants to get along with others. True.
  9. Athasha wants stability and longevity in her relationships. True.
  10. Athasha feels connected with people they know they can rely upon over the long term. True.
  11. Athasha is arrogant, judgemental, over analytical, loathe highly structured environment blindly following rules and precedents without understanding them. True.
  12. Athasha is clueless in romance. True.

I can go on and on all day long and all the qualities are true. You might argue, wait a second. These are all universal truths for just about everyone. And yes, my dear reader you would be correct. You can say the same about PHILIP that Philip values all these 12 qualities and exposes these traits in his behaviour, decision making and life choices. True, I admit that. Then, the above 12 observations have failed. They do not hold true in a laboratory test where you put Athasha in a test tube, and then run experiments to prove the truth about Athasha so that you can understand and analyse how ATHASHA thinks and how she lives her life.

You would be right, except you are wrong.

Those 12 predictions are true only to Athasha in that order and in that fashion. Meaning there is no other Athasha in this world.

Breathe.

Take a ciggy if you need to or go VAPE. But my dear reader, take a 15 minute break and go out to breathe fresh air.

Before I conclude, I would like to submit my two papers (on ENFP and my friend Athasha’s latest analysis) to my Psychology Professor Dr. Luke of Wawasan Open University whom I have dinner with frequently. He is in charge of the MASTERS program of Psychology specialising in early childhood and behavioural theories.

PLEASE DR LUKE. Give me a fucking Masters Degree.

(1450 words – Athasha you owe me coffee weih)

My conclusion is that we need to discuss this further via the comments system in FACEBOOK so please, go to FACEBOOK to continue this conversation.

https://web.facebook.com/khoon1986/posts/127542628278409

I have people who doubt PHILIP KHOR’s ability to use and control himself on social media. Please, I think I know how social media works. Just look below. I know the CEO of Yes 4G broadband provider. He drives a Porsche. I see that he is in SHELL petrol station now. And he is posting an instagram.

Cool right?

Ok here’s the fun part, I can get him to like my comment. Mind you, this guy is a legend and he is the CEO of YES 4G of the YTL group. Here goes.

I love you, Wing. Next time we meet in Hong Kong, I will buy you dim sum.

Wing, I’m not playing or manipulating you or manipulating your emotions bro. It’s just that I’m a bit excited to share how to use social media to my readers.

https://web.facebook.com/khoon1986/posts/127542628278409
https://web.facebook.com/khoon1986/posts/127542628278409
Wing K Lee

Link

https://web.facebook.com/khoon1986/posts/127542628278409

What is an enfp (NE / FI traits)?

philipkhor.com - ENFP
philipkhor.com – ENFP

In 200 words, here is a summary. Philip is a NeFi, Extroverted Intuition (i make guesses extrovertedly) and I internally FEEL shit. Means I’m an emo guy. My good friends are all Si / Te meaning they are internally SENSING and externally THINKING. there are 16-combo btw, and you have major strength (2 choice) and minor strength (2 choice). Still with me? Ok, my strength is of course NeFi and my mature PHILIP KHOR is actually something you will see in my Si / Te traits. That means when I’m mature, you will see the things like… Si (internal sensing) where I “was” not consistent and reliable before, but now I try to overcome these weaknesses in life. And Te (externally Thinking) I don’t think before I act. I am very careless in life. That is true, I don’t deny. Just that now, as I mature (hopefully) I learn to solve problems systematically and make good decisions. My friend keith can’t make decision on where to go for lunch. My friend charles wants Chinese food no matter what. Philip Khor will actually look at the data, think about it, and try to please both his friends (NeFi – externally INTUITIVE guessing and internally FEELING both keith and charles’s emotions). So within 5 seconds, I know where to bring both friends for lunch. Indian food! Hahahhaaha…. I don’t want keith to keep thinking where to eat. I don’t want charles to be a dictator and get his way all the time (Chinese food), so I bring them to Little India. Indian food because…. I am a NeFi with Si / Te friends who react differently to different situations. I love Si / Te because they are all SENSING internally that Philip is a fun person and THINKING externally that Philip is actually a good decision maker. Big companies like Philip because Philip can make big decisions with a balance. Don’t wanna be too logical like charles. Don’t wanna be too indecisive like keith. Small Chinaman companies HATE Philip because the director and manager are all scared that Philip will overpower them and take over their positions (which I will). But somewhere in the middle, that’s what a NeFi is…. NeFi makes good decisions in good timing. I don’t rush to get married, but when I get married, BELIEVE ME BROTHER, it will be to the correct girl, correct time and the best choice.

Having fun with my Si / Te friends in Little India

Having fun with my Si / Te friends in Design Village

More reading here: https://www.truity.com/personality-type/ENFP

More discussion here: https://web.facebook.com/khoon1986/posts/127166058316066

If dinosaurs didn’t get extinct

https://www.standard.co.uk/news/world/tropical-storm-pabuk-path-live-thailand-braces-for-heavy-rain-and-22feethigh-waves-a4029346.html

The original title of the article was something lame like: “Why we should be thankful for the luck that we have”. I know right, so lame.

But the idea is that, we find all the evidences which suggest that there is no luck involved in everything, right Mr. Aaron Ooi? We had a good conversation with Mr. Alfeo our Indian friend. They are my friends who try to convince me to get married, and settle down over a lunch conversation. I know I can be wrong, dead wrong about a lot of things. I am wrong all the time. And I admit it, I am human too.

Let’s talk dinosaurs.

We know very little about dinosaurs.

If you claim to know a lot about dinosaurs, congratulations. You are the 0.1% of the population. Give me a call now, +6 0175914776.

For the rest of you, I can bullshit you and make up stories about dinosaurs which are half true, unverified, weak evidences and also cannot be reproduced in a laboratory. Ask a scientist and these are the “values” or “requirements” for something to be true. To be verifiable through an experiment, then yes (a claim can) be true.

Ok. Breathe.

I talked a lot about being lucky, having luck at birth, and also why luck plays an important role in life. I like to roll the dice; make a gamble, and be lazy and laidback forgoing any effort to “attempt” or look hardworking. I don’t believe in hardwork at all, honestly. The reason I say I believe in 80% luck in 20% hardwork is that because I don’t wanna seem like a snob, arrogant bastard who feel entitled and so fortunate and so lucky all the time and that ALL THE TIME the world is so lucky and money falls from heaven and all that. You get what I mean.

>> PHILIP KHOR BELIEVES IN 100% LUCK <<

Seems reckless and unforgivable way to live one’s life, right?

I don’t think so. But that’s not the point of this article. My intention and aim is to prove that hardwork is 100% dependent on yourself, and that you can make your own luck by being hardworking. You can also achieve great things in the office, get promotions, get a high RM 30,000 per month salary and get a good life by being hardworking. Is that the basis we agreed on, Mr. Aaron Ooi?

Anyway, let me go on.

What happened to the dinosaurs?

philipkhor.com - Luck vs Hardwork
philipkhor.com – Luck vs Hardwork

Dinosaurs ruled the world for millions of years. They are vegetarians with short hands. Kinda like your Indian friend, but… just short hands.

philipkhor.com - luck vs hardwork

Dinosaurs ruled the world so long that they became complacent. They didn’t develop technology like NASA space rockets. They just gone around their lives eating vegetable and roam around the earth. Bad choice, Barney. Bad choice.

FAST FORWARD 2019.

So, why do people work hard?

There is a long held belief that, if you work hard enough you will succeed. You will gain big in life and in time, you will “climb the corporate ladder” and soar into the stars. You will have that RM 30,000 paycheck, send RM 5,000 per month to your parents. Take your kids to RM 10,000 Iceland holidays. And enjoy RM 600 wagyu steaks at Le Meridien Kuala Lumpur hotel. It’s a good life, I must admit.

But come to reality.

Really. Stop for a while and think it logically.

You think that is the case? Where someone who works hard from 7am to 11pm every single day 7 days a week taking only 1 day off from a 30-day calendar month as an AUDITOR in a big “Big 4” company will be happy and rich and successful because of his hardwork?

Really?

Really……. ?

Yes, hardwork is a good value we give our kids. We want them not to slack, not to be complacent like uncle dinosaur 100 million years ago (see, I bullshit you on how long ago dinosaurs existed and YOU believed me)

Ok.

Hardwork is something noble. It means that if you are hardworking you are respected in the office. Your boss in January 2019 will give you a performance review of 9.5 out of 10 and comment “PHILIP KHOR is a good employee who contributed positively to the company’s development and annual profits. We see him as a valuable asset who is indisposable. We would like to recommend Philip for the position of Senior VP of Marketing at Apple Computer Inc effective 5 March 2019 replacing Phil Schiller, who frankly needs a break and a retirement for his 10 year old Harvard outdated Marketing ideas.

#rant

Ok.

Hardwork is also good because, think about it, who likes a lazy economy? Who like to see a lazy community of people? Communism failed because of free loaders, like in China? Hard workers work hard (duh!) and contributed positively to the society. While that is all hunky dory, some people realised that being lazy is a solution because others have already done the work. GOOD RIGHT?

But of course hardwork has it’s limits. It’s limits and shortfalls are so obvious that it puzzles me why people still believe in HARDWORK. It is just impossible.

Why?

Because luck plays an important role in determining your success. Take Philip for example:

#revelations #personal #testimony

Ok.

I am lucky. Out of 100,000,000 sperms. I am numero UNO. Number 1. I fought hard (hardworking) and penetrated an egg (ovum). I won. I defeated 99,999,999 sperms who we not so fortunate.

I am lucky. I got a college education sponsored by FA-MA scholarship. 90% of Malaysians or 99% of the bigger “world population” does not have college education at all (based on 2017 statistics).

What that means is, either these 99% of the people didn’t have money for a 4-year degree course (at any college) or they have money, but spend it on drugs alcohol and hookers, or they decided to do other things with their money, or they FINISHED college but still have debt – college debt.

Right?

I am lucky. I have food on the table. Again with 2017 statistics, about 70% of the 7,000,000,000 people on earth is mal-nourished. That means they don’t have 3 proper meals a day. NOT THAT HERBALIFE BS, but. you know, KFC, Mc Donalds, Roti Canai and basic nourishment.

I am lucky. Because I have life.

I have life therefore I am lucky.

I am lucky because without life, I would be dead. I wouldn’t be on this earth. I am lucky because my position today is contributed by the hardwork of my parents in bringing me up successfully. 94.5% of people have bad / lousy parents. That means if you have 100 friends, 5 friends are brought up “properly”.

Are these 5 kids lucky? Yes, in my humble opinion. They are very lucky.

Why am I lucky? There is no war.

There is no war in Malaysia. We threaten our Stinkapore neighbours who build a Selatar Airport renovation works then threaten JOHOR by saying their aircraft instruments ILS needs some space in Johor and that the international rules is that airspace is internationally controlled by an authority in Switzerland, Geneva then they decided that JOHOR need to give Stinkapore space to land the turbo-prop aircraft and G6 private jets at Selatar and then Johor have to kow-tow and give space in JOHOR so that Stinkapore planes can land properly using guided equipments.

Real man fly manual.

Right Capt. Azman Hanif? Hahhahahha (bad joke)

I am lucky because I have lived 33 years on planet earth in a comfortable environment. Jesus died as a lonely single man at age 34.

#micdrop